tavr0ss: what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

knuffelkusjeprinses:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG

Elizabeth Lail and Scott Michael Foster cast as Anna and Kristoff in Once Upon a Time (x)

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

Francisco Lachowski | Harper’s Bazaar Men Thailand, Spring 2014

i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

prufrocking:

thegestianpoet:

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

if-it-fits-it-ships:

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]